I have decided that I am in love with Eddie Izzard. None of you bitches are gonna stop me ;)
The week has passed very quickly. Not only have I missed meeting the French exchanges, I also keep getting put next to Oli Harding and Ryan Davis. Eugh.
I went to the gym today. My first free weekend in ages, and I went for an hour of old men perving and a lady smiling at me randomly.
This is the very best, I think :) :
Once upon a time, there was a story. It was round and purple, and lived in a small hole in a wall. One day, when the moon was unusually bright in the blue sky, the story decided to go for a walk by the river.
The water was bubbling, burbling and bright, and the story watched it for 3 minutes and 46 seconds before walking on past to the shopping mall.
However, not having brought a credit card, and with no instrument to busk with, the story sadly went home and when the story got home, he discovered an emu had moved into his hole and put a big blue door over it, so the story moved in next door instead and made a cup of tea.
The End <3 <3
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