FML. Not really, just let me sleep.

So I'm not in a good mood at the moment. I am overtired, stressed, unusually cold and a bit bored.

Mocks are in two weeks, and I have loads more than I thought I did coming up, which is rubbish. The teachers seem to think that we have no other subjects, and even if we do that theirs is the most important.

In English I'm only getting Bs, which sucks because I'm predicted As and A*s, so that's really annoying. Ugh. Apparently I need to "extend my paragraphs". How? When you reach the end of a paragraph, that's it. There is no more to say.

As well as this, I am now feeling lonely. I (think) that I have lots of friends, but I want a boyfriend, despite the fact I don't have the time, lots of the time, to see one. And the only guy who's interested is a spitting retard who thinks he's awesome, but he's not. Ugh.
Not a single boy I like is even remotely interested, which sucks. I need to get out more, but I generally suck on the social scene and go out mainly with girls, and the boys I meet up with are tards or fancy someone, who isn't me (sometimes thankfully, but I'll leave that for now).

Mum tells me to focus on my studies, like getting 100% in History and 19/20 in English and an A* in an unrevised Spanish mock wasn't enough.
She also wants me to look at Colleges and Unis, telling me that what I want to do is irrelevant in relation to which courses I take. Well, it is. If I wanted to be an archaeologist, I'd at least have to take History. And if I wanted to be an archivist, I'd probably have to take English as well. She wants me to be a solicitor, but I don't want anything to do with the law - I want something more interesting and something where people won't walk up and ask me questions so they don't have to pay someone to answer them.

I think I'm sorted on the College thing, though. Going to the Blue's 6th form and taking Spanish, English, History and Religion/Philosophy/Ethics.

Sorry to anyone who stumbles across this, so here's a load of stuff which made me laugh and some pretty things: https://crashtheninja.tumblr.com

Ah, good times.

Ashleigh's party before the barn dancing to Dragons Fly and the crazy dances with DJ Danny Longlegs.

wothlessuglyfatdumbuseless.beautifulinside.

So there's this thing for citizenship...

DEAD SKINNY MODELS AND STUFF IS BAD, OKAY?

REAL WOMEN HAVE WOBBLY BITS.

XD

www.forwhatbeuty.blogspot.com

ILOVEYOU

So, Tim and I are over and Max isn't interested, so I'm a lesbian now.

Jess Read and I are together :D

Ily baby xxx

What on Earth were you thinking?!

So, you're back with him.
After the insults, the upset, even the disgust, that you had for him, the insults YOU threw, the things YOU told me, and how you thought you'd figured it out this time.
And maybe no-one reading this will quite understand, but to quote the facebook page...


                            Ohhh, so you two are back together? Well that's great, because it really worked out the first 4638563857 times, didn't it??




Every single time you get BACK with him, one of you ends it AND YOU SILLY TWIT, YOU GET HURT. And that's not alright, because IF you haven't learned by now, I don't think you will. And YOU have told me this and I have seen it, that time on the bus, with the songs and playlists of how hurt you are, and how silly you were for believing it the last time, and how you related to the songs - and I don't think either if us want it to end like that again. 


Maybe I'm a cynic, and I don't trust people. Maybe that's it. But, long distance relationships don't usually work. And if it didn't work the first 4638563857 times in the same country, how will it work from another one? :-/


"I thought you were angry with him?"
"Well I was, and now I'm not..."


Am I allowed to ask WHY? :@










Frustration NOT vented, upset STILL niggling. Is this your best bimbo blonde moment yet, or is this the time it works out? 


Anyone reading this, spread no rumours ¬¬

Fuck Yeah Matt Smith's Wardrobe

My new favourite thing, ever, in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD at the moment is Fuck Yeah Matt Smith's Wardrobe, and Matt Smith. 

"Don't swear on your life. That's too mainstream. Swear on fish fingers and custard..."

HELLZYEAH.
Also a big fan of Karen Gillan because she's not mainstream either. She's creepy in the Pompeii episode, and that confused me because she was in Venice...then I sorted out my revision-muddled mind and made the distinction :D

 

= awesome.

Charley :')

Charley was amazing. Although he looked like Churchill, was a bit off his rocker and VERY heavy...he was amazing. I would like everyone to remember that on the 18th of April 2011, Charley died at five o'clock... 


He liked long walks, ball games and, me, for some reason. ;D He brought me closer to so many people and I love him so much (note: love, not loved. I still love him.) He had cancer all over his insides and was in so much pain, but he was amazing because he rarely let it show. 


And...he was a dog :D Fooled ya didn't I ;) But he was sooooo cute :) Night-night Charlty Farley :D


MY PASSION IN A FEW DAYS!!!! Can't wait :D


Gonna rape all of them again this year, AND meeting Emily....which will be awethummmmm!!


So...oh! We have a history exam in June. Suuucks. Pah.

My Bestest Ginger

^Lydlz.
Nomnomnom.
Felicity asked me to do a stand-up comedy piece for some charity thing she's arranging. Considering that I can't even find a witty comeback for that, it's right that I turned her down. :-/

We fixed the garden today. It looks like a real garden now, with flowers and neat grass and pretty things. :)

COMIC RELIEF!! YAY. Looking forward to that, but much more excited about missing Business Studies with Nasty Teacher, and Citizenship with Boring Teacher, cough, Mr Bernice. I wanna hang wid mai bitchezz blud. << I heard someone talk like this, and I nearly died. Of laughter. 


I could sneak into Tim's house like a ninja, and give that nightstand what for!


:D

I could be a stand up comedian, but I'm lazy, so I'd have to sit down...

^My amazing wit, as I did the washing up and recited various comedian's material to my oh-so-wonderful mother.
I have decided that I am in love with Eddie Izzard. None of you bitches are gonna stop me ;)

The week has passed very quickly. Not only have I missed meeting the French exchanges, I also keep getting put next to Oli Harding and Ryan Davis. Eugh.

I went to the gym today. My first free weekend in ages, and I went for an hour of old men perving and a lady smiling at me randomly.

This is the very best, I think :) :


Once upon a time, there was a story. It was round and purple, and lived in a small hole in a wall. One day, when the moon was unusually bright in the blue sky, the story decided to go for a walk by the river.

The water was bubbling, burbling and bright, and the story watched it for 3 minutes and 46 seconds before walking on past to the shopping mall.

However, not having brought a credit card, and with no instrument to busk with, the story sadly went home and when the story got home, he discovered an emu had moved into his hole and put a big blue door over it, so the story moved in next door instead and made a cup of tea.

The End <3 <3

Treasure Planet - Jim's Theme/ I'm Still Here

As the title suggests, that's the second best thing in the world right now. The first is my ability to bitch for hours, which is great. Back to the song "Treasure Planet - Jim's Theme". The best song in the best film ever...In my opinion.

Well, the Frenchies have landed. They all seem fairly nice, but all look so scared. We're English, but not cannibals. Oui?? Bien.

No hablo mucho francés, lo siento. Whilst on languages, I did one of my Spanish speaking tests today. I forgot my cue card AND to read it through before...and got a B, which I wasn't terribly impressed with.

However. The best song in the world. Describes me fairly well, no? Fine. see if I care ;)

And this is the best teacozy in the world. No obsession, I assure you.

<3

Let me Announce...

JUST HOW MUCH I LOVE LYDLZ.
^ Important point.

Today sucked. Aside from bobbing up and down on Lydlz's lap before tennis, nothing amazing happened. I ended up sat next to Ryan Davis. Twat.

Actually in love with this, Ji Ji Kiki, an alternative/unique clothing and accessories shop, especially this, even though there are only a few (like, one) left.
Also, everything on here is pretty amazing, too. Especially the jewelery.

The Fail Whale :3

Guess what?

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Possibly the best thing circulating the net.

Teapots, anyone?

All my friends know I love teapots. But this, these, and even these are all too amazing for words. WHO GROWS PLANTS IN TEAPOTS? 
On a similar note, I was reading The Hidden Atheist, another blog, about a teapot in space. LOL God = Teapot.


Go on, run along and look ^.^


Also, I have much love for "Black cats aren't unlucky, they're just misunderstood Ninjas.."


I'm NOT going out with Tim. Okay? D:

Crash The Ninja

Here comes the first installment of my rubbish blog, ZanzibarBear. It was named after mt favourite bear from here, Dusty Attic Bears. This is where Ashleigh (my bestest friend and most definitely favourite cousin in the world. And then a bit.) got her mum's Christmas present. I like this particular bear Zanzibar because he looks like Coco, the best dog in the world. Ever.

You don't have to read this. It won't all be the truth. But with me, it never is. Honest. < <  Geddit?