My Bestest Ginger

^Lydlz.
Nomnomnom.
Felicity asked me to do a stand-up comedy piece for some charity thing she's arranging. Considering that I can't even find a witty comeback for that, it's right that I turned her down. :-/

We fixed the garden today. It looks like a real garden now, with flowers and neat grass and pretty things. :)

COMIC RELIEF!! YAY. Looking forward to that, but much more excited about missing Business Studies with Nasty Teacher, and Citizenship with Boring Teacher, cough, Mr Bernice. I wanna hang wid mai bitchezz blud. << I heard someone talk like this, and I nearly died. Of laughter. 


I could sneak into Tim's house like a ninja, and give that nightstand what for!


:D

I could be a stand up comedian, but I'm lazy, so I'd have to sit down...

^My amazing wit, as I did the washing up and recited various comedian's material to my oh-so-wonderful mother.
I have decided that I am in love with Eddie Izzard. None of you bitches are gonna stop me ;)

The week has passed very quickly. Not only have I missed meeting the French exchanges, I also keep getting put next to Oli Harding and Ryan Davis. Eugh.

I went to the gym today. My first free weekend in ages, and I went for an hour of old men perving and a lady smiling at me randomly.

This is the very best, I think :) :


Once upon a time, there was a story. It was round and purple, and lived in a small hole in a wall. One day, when the moon was unusually bright in the blue sky, the story decided to go for a walk by the river.

The water was bubbling, burbling and bright, and the story watched it for 3 minutes and 46 seconds before walking on past to the shopping mall.

However, not having brought a credit card, and with no instrument to busk with, the story sadly went home and when the story got home, he discovered an emu had moved into his hole and put a big blue door over it, so the story moved in next door instead and made a cup of tea.

The End <3 <3

Treasure Planet - Jim's Theme/ I'm Still Here

As the title suggests, that's the second best thing in the world right now. The first is my ability to bitch for hours, which is great. Back to the song "Treasure Planet - Jim's Theme". The best song in the best film ever...In my opinion.

Well, the Frenchies have landed. They all seem fairly nice, but all look so scared. We're English, but not cannibals. Oui?? Bien.

No hablo mucho francés, lo siento. Whilst on languages, I did one of my Spanish speaking tests today. I forgot my cue card AND to read it through before...and got a B, which I wasn't terribly impressed with.

However. The best song in the world. Describes me fairly well, no? Fine. see if I care ;)

And this is the best teacozy in the world. No obsession, I assure you.

<3

Let me Announce...

JUST HOW MUCH I LOVE LYDLZ.
^ Important point.

Today sucked. Aside from bobbing up and down on Lydlz's lap before tennis, nothing amazing happened. I ended up sat next to Ryan Davis. Twat.

Actually in love with this, Ji Ji Kiki, an alternative/unique clothing and accessories shop, especially this, even though there are only a few (like, one) left.
Also, everything on here is pretty amazing, too. Especially the jewelery.

The Fail Whale :3

Guess what?

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Possibly the best thing circulating the net.

Teapots, anyone?

All my friends know I love teapots. But this, these, and even these are all too amazing for words. WHO GROWS PLANTS IN TEAPOTS? 
On a similar note, I was reading The Hidden Atheist, another blog, about a teapot in space. LOL God = Teapot.


Go on, run along and look ^.^


Also, I have much love for "Black cats aren't unlucky, they're just misunderstood Ninjas.."


I'm NOT going out with Tim. Okay? D:

Crash The Ninja

Here comes the first installment of my rubbish blog, ZanzibarBear. It was named after mt favourite bear from here, Dusty Attic Bears. This is where Ashleigh (my bestest friend and most definitely favourite cousin in the world. And then a bit.) got her mum's Christmas present. I like this particular bear Zanzibar because he looks like Coco, the best dog in the world. Ever.

You don't have to read this. It won't all be the truth. But with me, it never is. Honest. < <  Geddit?